Productized Audit · 48-Hour Turnaround

Ghost Deal Audit

We review your pipeline and tell you exactly which deals to kill, save, or escalate. One clear report. One 20-minute walkthrough. Delivered in 48 hours.

$99
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What you get

How it works

1

Pay — $99

Click the button, pay via Stripe. You'll be redirected to upload your pipeline immediately after checkout.

2

Upload your pipeline CSV

Export your open pipeline from Salesforce, HubSpot, or any CRM as a CSV. Standard columns (deal name, amount, stage, last activity, close date). Takes 2 minutes to export.

3

Get your report in 48 hours

Your exec summary, deal-by-deal action list, and Loom walkthrough arrive in your inbox. We turn this around fast because stale pipelines cost you every day they sit.

Frequently asked

Is my pipeline data secure?

Your CSV is transmitted over HTTPS, used only to produce your report, and deleted within 7 days of delivery. We don't store it long-term, share it, or train models on it. If you're worried about sensitive data, feel free to anonymize deal names before uploading — we just need stage, amount, and activity dates to do the scoring.

What CRMs does this work with?

Any CRM that exports CSV — Salesforce, HubSpot, Pipedrive, Zoho, Monday, Notion, spreadsheets. If you can export a table with deal names, amounts, stages, and last-activity dates, we can audit it.

What if the report isn't useful?

Full refund, no questions. Reply to the delivery email and we'll process it the same day. We'd rather refund than have you tell a VP the audit wasn't worth it.

How many deals can I include?

Up to 500 open deals. Most VP RevOps pipelines are 100–300 deals. If you have more, filter to your highest-priority segment (e.g., deals over $25K) for the most actionable report.

What happens after I pay?

You'll be redirected to an upload page immediately after checkout. Paste your CSV, add any context you want us to know, and submit. That's it — you'll hear from us within 48 hours.

Know exactly which deals are dead by Friday

$99 to clean up your pipeline. 48-hour turnaround. No subscription.

Buy the audit — $99 →
Not useful? Full refund, no questions asked.